You’re crushing my jewels all right

Let’s crack open 2012 with some seriously suss State Shinto. Joemma return to the land of the rising sun for yet another lesson in why mixing church and state is just, well, bad. This one’s all about The Emperor – a descendent of the gods who can do magic and whom you must worship and die for.   After all he IS Japan, and you ARE part of him and….wait, what? You’ll hear yourself saying that a lot during this episode which might just give you some understanding of how and why Japan was such an arsehole in the Second World War. Without further ado, let’s crash full bore into crazy land.

Joe and Emma have never done anything not illegal, and this is doubly true for the Meat Mutant podcast. Furthermore, we own absolutely every property swiped for cheap gags, a fact that may come as a surprise to those who created them. Lawyers, please sling only your most defamatory arrows. Go for the low blows. Contact Joe for a list of everything wrong he's ever done, he should have a fresh list in about fifteen.