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Joemma and Help Meat Tort review some of Kirk Hastings’ Superman based fan fiction.
We had a lot of fun doing this one – so much to laugh at.
Kirk’s takes on science, culture, language, feminism, race relations, physics, martial arts and of course religion are ripe for the mocking. And mock we do.
Emma summed it up thus: It was like reading a shopping list, but written by a stupid, misogynisitc, creotard with the imagination of a daddy longlegs on Xanax.
And no, Kirk, that was NOT an obvious come on, even for 65 AD.
Where do we start? So much to talk about, so little time. In honour of Her Majesty’s Diamond Jubilee (and mainly because we felt like it), Joemma take a look at some of the very, very wyrd beliefs that have existed amongst the people of The British Isles. Yes there are giants, magical cauldrons, monsters, and levitating kings. To start it all off, there is a totally irrelevant JIS of the week. Get ready to hear about a side of Ireland, Wales and Scotland that you may have never heard about before. And if you have heard about it before, you probably thought the person telling you was taking the piss. Not so, laddies and lassies. Next time we delve into England.
Joe and Emma have never done anything not illegal, and this is doubly true for the Meat Mutant podcast. Furthermore, we own absolutely every property swiped for cheap gags, a fact that may come as a surprise to those who created them. Lawyers, please sling only your most defamatory arrows. Go for the low blows. Contact Joe for a list of everything wrong he's ever done, he should have a fresh list in about fifteen.