Wherein Stewart claims to have met gay people who fit his crude stereotype.
America is in trouble with God. We have sinned against God as a nation, by allowing homosexuality to flourish in society. Homosexuality, which was once viewed as contemptible and disgusting, is increasingly being viewed as “an alternative lifestyle.” No, Biblically it is a wicked sin.
New York’s City Council Speaker, Christine Quinn, said (as quoted by the Associated Press in the article to the right)… “A few hateful homophobes will not set us back.“
Hateful homophobes? You mean Christ-honoring Christians like Michael Marcavage? Homosexuality is a horrible sin, and something to be greatly ashamed about. As born-again Christians, we are commanded to refute (Greek, “elencho,” to EXPOSE—Eph. 5:11) all works of darkness. Homosexuality is a Satanic work of darkness, a menace to society.
It sure is a menace to society. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve opened the mailbox only to be gay sexed by a rabid penis. And I can’t even describe what happens whenever I try to pick up any sticks!
In these apostate days in which we live, evil men and women are working relentlessly to legalize homosexual marriage, and to homosexualism America’s children. I’ve been required to work with several homosexuals in my lifetime at various secular jobs. They all had several things in common:
- Total resentment for the Word of God
- A hateful spirit towards Bible-believing Christians
- A violent temper
- Total lack of moral guidance (anything goes)
- Very opinionated and outspoken
I hear it’s especially easy to homosexualism a child in utero with the pop music
I think it’s time for a revised list of things the gay people Stewart met all had in common
- Total resentment for David J. Stewart
- A hateful spirit towards David J. Stewart
- A violent temper when harassed by David J. Stewart
- Total lack of moral guidance (anything goes) when driven into a homicidal rage by David J. Stewart
- Very opinionated and outspoken about how David J. Stewart’s severed head wouldn’t go nice with the decor so it’s not worth it.
I stand in solidarity with them in this as well.
I’m not saying this is true of every homosexual; but, it is true of the one’s I have worked around. My personal observations are confirmed by statistical reports that link homosexuality, violence, and child abuse.
I’m not trying to be unkind to homosexuals; but the statistical evidence against them is extremely disturbing. There are many reasons, apart from the Bible, why homosexuality is horribly wrong. For one thing, every child needs a mom and a dad.
Actually, if we are to take from Jesus’ fine example, every child needs one randomly selected divine splooge receptacle, whom they can then snub throughout their whole lives.
I feel sorry for the two little girls in the photo to the right. They are growing up with “two mommies”; but, without a father at home. Every child NEEDS both parents (a mother and a father) to properly identify their own sexuality. It is crazy for anyone to even suggest that two women, or two men, can properly raise a child. It cannot be done.
You’re right, Stewart, those two little girls look so dead inside. You can practically chart the darkness.
What other amazing parenting advice can we look up to you for, Stewart? How best to wipe diapers of evidence when the cop sirens start up?
They may provide materially for the child’s needs; but, nothing can replace a loving relationship between a mom and dad (a male and a female). Another reason why homosexuality is obviously wrong is because two women, or two men, cannot reproduce. This FACT alone reveals the utter nonsense of the claim that homosexuality is “natural.” There is nothing natural about homosexuality. Nothing!
Humans cannot fly. It is unnatural therefore to step onto an aeromobile! Don’t you know that elderly couples can’t reproduce, and ought therefore to be surreptitiously replaced by black-clad agents of the night with clones of the Beaver family?
The theme of New York’s Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Pride March was “The Fight For Love and Life.” What a misnomer! What a lie! They are not fighting for love or life, they are fighting in rebellion against God. A married man may fall in love with another woman; but he has no Biblical right to commit adultery. Even if two women were to fall in love with each other, and desire intimate relations–the Word of God condemns homosexuality.
Then why did God allow homosexuality to be an option to begin with? Talk about setting people up for misery. And what’s stopping the Almighty from beaming down one or two spray cans of Urges-B-Gone
If a person sincerely believes that they were born genetically “gay,” then the Bible calls them to a life of celibacy, because homosexuality is an abominable sin unto God. No person is born homosexual; but we are all born with a sin-nature. No man is born a thief, or a murderer, or a liar, or a homosexual—these are all sins that mankind has the capacity to commit; but, it is because of his sin-nature, not because he was hopelessly born that way.
You know, he’s got a point. It’s true that in a controlled experiment, when you entrap two or more penises to vibrate against each other in a formation of the golden rectangle, what results is what can only be called a murder explosion.
Everyone is tempted to commit certain sins at various times; but, God has given us laws (commandments) to live by. Just because a man has a desire to steal something, doesn’t make it acceptable for him to do so. Just because a woman wants to commit adultery with the neighbor next door, doesn’t give her a Biblical right to do so. And just because someone has homosexual desires, doesn’t make it Biblically acceptable. Homosexuality is a vile sin, referred to as “sodomy” in the Old Testament (named after the wicked city of Sodom—Jude 1:7).
Hmm, I noticed the Bible doesn’t say anything about pedophilia. Curiouser and curiouser.
It is not surprising that the heathen world is trying to condone homosexuality; but, we as Christ-honoring believers must take an uncompromising stand against this evil sin. Jesus taught love; but, He never taught compromise and acceptance of sin. We read in Hebrews 1:9 concerning Jesus… “Thou hast loved righteousness, and hated iniquity…” Jesus HATED INIQUITY. Jesus does love all sinners; but, He hates their sin equally.
Don’t worry, Stewart. The heathen world doesn’t want you. And we promise never to try to homosexualism you as long as you remain within this 5 by 5 foot steel box.
It is evil that anyone would refer to a Bible-believing Christian as a “hateful homophobe.” We are NOT hateful, we simply are proclaiming what the Word of God teaches. Even apart from the Bible, the frightening statistics are cause for concern. Such sicko organizations as NAMBLA are NEVER criticized by the homosexual community. This speaks volumes against homosexuality in itself. Birds of a feather flock together, and the heathen are uniting once again in rebellion against the Lord, just as they did at the Tower of Babel in the Old Testament.
Where are all the daily periodicals devoted to taking down a fringe of the fringe laughingstock organization!? Clearly the gays are trying to NAMBLAism you.
We are not hateful Christians, we are obedient Christians, obeying Ephesians 5:11, “And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.” If you want to see who’s hateful, watch this video. We are NOT homophobic Christians, we are legitimately concerned citizens who want to protect out children from these perverts. The entire world is now aware of the massive amount of child-molesting which has occurred in the Catholic Church within the past few decades; BUT, what many people don’t realize (and the newsmedia won’t tell you), is that over 50% of all priests are also HOMOSEXUALS!
The news media won’t tell you this blatantly ludicrous statistic I just pulled out of my ass! Note also that the linked “hateful homo mob” video does not appear when clicked, presumably because the sheer volume of man on man sweat swapping was enough to drive Stewart’s dick straight into the offending HTML code.
Let me close by saying that NO child will ever have “two mommies” or “two daddies.” A child can only have ONE mommy and ONE daddy. A child may have a homosexual mother living in sin with another homosexual woman; but, it’s impossible for a child to have two mommies.
Jesus had two daddies.
Not only are Dr. Mike, Keith and Kirk back, they actually have call-ins, a commercial and bloopers at the end this time. Can you imagine?
Oh, and here’s the book that is mentioned a couple of times:
Let it not be said that Stewart doesn’t have it coming.
A video documentary was recently aired titled, REBUILDING THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. The official name of the new structure is the One World Trade Center, which was built in place of the old Twin Towers that were demolished from bombs in the buildings on September 11, 2001. In case you don’t know, 911 was irrefutably an INSIDE JOB!!!
Yes, it was irrefutably an inside job. The benefits were immediately evident. Orchestrate the grisly deaths of thousands in a traumatic national tragedy, all in order to WASTE TONS OF MONEY ON IRAQ!! It makes perfect sense!!
In the documentary, it is admitted by the building’s architect that the skyscraper was patterned after the Masonic Washington Monument in Washington D.C.! Admittedly, the skyscraper is an obelisk, which is symbolic of an erect male sex organ (revered by the Freemasons).
There’s a word for “erect male sex organ.” (It’s “Kirk Hastings.”)
Also, the image of a bunch of Freemasons stroking an obelisk is amusing. I suppose if we see a flock of old men in robes attempting to surreptitiously rub themselves on the base of the building while no one’s looking, we’ll have some cause for alarm.
You couldn’t make this stuff up! Literally, the rebuilt Trade Center tower is a giant penis mocking every U.S. citizen… screw you America! The New World Order gang are treasonous criminals who are above any laws of man in this world. They are untouchable. The reason why is because they control the Supreme Court, the newsmedia and the highest positions of every office in government.
If the One World Trade Center is LITERALLY a giant penis, you must have one strange penis, Stewart. Although that’s to be expected when you have a stick up your ass so enormous that the constipation comes out the other side. I bet the New World Order has the secret cure for that.
All that Freemasons need to control any office of government is to control the top office, because everyone underneath is subject to their authority and rule of law. That’s how they pulled off the 911 attacks! This is the “spiritual wickedness” in high places that the Bible identifies as our true enemy. Every high-powered leader in America is a member of some occult secret society. It’s no coincidence that Senator John Kerry (Mr. Skull & Bones) is on the front lines of the assault against Syria. I don’t believe for one second that President Bashar al-Assad of Syria used chemical weapons on his own citizens. Al Qaeda is synonymous with the the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) in America. It was the CIA who started Homeland Security after the 911 attacks. The CIA’s agenda is to overthrow the American republic for the sake of achieving a World Government.
How does bombing Syria play into overthrowing the American republic? And so what now, you like Assad? Don’t doubt him at all?
And do tell, Stewart. Where are the vast stacks of research supporting the assertion that Al Qaeda and the CIA were in it together for an absurdly expensive ruse of high casualties and unclear goals?
Few students of history ever learn the truth that America was founded by freemasons as a vehicle by which to achieve world government. Our first U.S. President was George Washington, a devout Freemason. It was all laid out in 1775 by Adam Weishaupt in his secret society called, what else, “The Illuminati.” The newly constructed One World Trade Center at ground zero in New York City is exactly 1776 feet tall, deliberately build to that height in honor of the year in which the U.S. Declaration Of Independence was signed, 1776.
America is the best country but it’s also ROTTEN AT ITS VERY ROOTS but it’s falling from a bygone era of grace but it’s also the very den of sin itself but freedom but freedom meaning things I don’t like
The building is saturated with occult symbols and has the markings of the Godless New World Order all over it. It was bad enough that after 911, ground zero featured a 911 memorial with the All Seeing Eye of Horus. Adjacent subway walls had ceramic tiles removed and replaced with All Seeing Eye designs (see photos to right and below). Creepy! Truth is stranger than fiction.
Human beings were made with eyeballs, therefore God is a Freemason
In the recent photo displayed at the beginning of this article, you can clearly see The Great Pyramid displayed by the outer surface of the newly constructed One World Trade Center building. This is the Illuminati’s way of claiming victory over their prey—in this case, the American people!!! The tallest building in America is a giant 1776 foot tall penis!!! I’m not dirty minded, I’m telling the truth!!! The building’s architect said it, saying that the building was designed to emulate the Washington Monument. Nebuchadnezzar’s image was a 90 x 9 foot obelisk, also a male phallus. This occult image has its origins in pagan ancient Egypt, which you can easily research in numerous online articles.
The wheel had its origins in a non-Christian time and place. Let’s destroy all wheels. I’m sure Satan modeled some naughty bit or other on the wheel. I don’t understand female anatomy very well, but it must be some shameful organ or other down there. I think I heard some disgusting, Satan-infested teenage girl driving down the road the other day say on her Satan phone: “Yeah mom, I’m giving the old thing a spin right now.” Clearly she was referring to her vagina wheel! What a wretched world we live in. Praise Jesus for granting the world his holy vagina plugs.
The 911 attacks were not done by Muslims. Bin Laden was a face to blame and hate. I remember seeing Saddam Hussein stickers in the urinals at work. The Bush administration lied, lied and lied. They first blamed Saddam for 9/11, but then later said it was Bin Laden and Al Qaeda hiding in Afghanistan. The U.S. military led a coalition of UN troops to invade Iraq and Afghanistan, overthrowing both governments. Today, the Illuminati have appointment puppet governments under the pretense of Democracy into both nation’s governments. Both Iraq and Afghanistan have lost all their sovereignty. When Syria is stripped of their most powerful weapons, Iran will likely be overthrown also. How The Illuminati Is Reordering The Middle East (Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan & Iran).
Man, those puppet governments of the Illuminati should really get around to doing stuff that might advance a One World Government. I don’t think “continued petty graft and sectarian strife” are markers of progress on that front. Also LOLLL at Stewart apparently wanting Syria to keep its chemical weapons!! Many tears were shed that day, when a brainless dictator lost his horrendous agents of plague. They posed such a threat to America’s dark ambitions somehow!
I was sickened the other day hearing Bill O’Reilly lie about Syria. FOX NEWS is totally bought, owned and controlled by the New World Order gang. FOX is controlled opposition, masters of deception and forming public opinion. To avoid looking biased, they present opposing views. But then they bring in so-called “experts,” movie stars and famous singers and other respected and admired people by the public, who push the agendas of the New World Order. FOX NEWS does this all the time. They are professionally trained liars, deceivers and cons. Bill O’Reilly this week was comparing Syria’s president with Adolf Hitler. He said that 80% of Americans didn’t think that the U.S. should stop Hitler either. That’s how O’Reilly works, propagating blatant lies as assumed truth. It’s sickening. No evidence has been brought forth to prove that Syria used weaponized gas against its own citizens. FOX NEWS talks about how Syria killed little children. Idiotic Americans buy into that crap, irresponsible media and criminal false allegations. Syria is not the enemy.
Dude. Chemical weapons are not the only strike against Assad, lol. Yes, they’re the main point of contention when it comes to intervening due to international law, but there’s no arguing Assad isn’t terribly ruffled by his own people’s mass death at the hands of his security forces. If the quashing of all dissent weren’t bad enough, how about having people killed in their hospital beds? Or is every IV bag slashed another notch for Jesus’ counterattack against the Illuminati and I’m missing the grand significance of Assad’s angelic mission?
I heard President Obama in his speech to the nation demonize Syria’s president, just like FOX NEWS wrongfully does. Mr.. Obama is reading off a teleprompter that his professional speech writer wrote. Democrats and Republicans use the same speech writers. It’s all deceptions and lies. Whatever it takes to dupe the moronic American public. History has proven that 95% of the masses of the population are easily instigated, deceived and manipulated to do whatever the ruling class want them to do. U.S. presidents are puppets, no more. They don’t have the almighty power that television, movies and the newsmedia pretend them to possess. The President is a face to blame. So no matter how much evil, treason and crimes are committed by any particular President, all of the stigma and blame leaves office with him. And then he retires in extravagant leisure and bliss for the rest of his wicked life until he dies and goes to hell forever (Psalms 9:17).
You’re so much smarter than 95% of the public, Stewart. In fact you made all these conclusions yourself! You didn’t just swallow what other conspiracy theorists said wholesale and indiscriminately, no sirree!!
The True Powers Behind Washington D.C. Are Evil And Secret
The woeful scam is that the true Masonic, Bohemian Grove and Skull & Bones criminals powers controlling our nation remain in place, their names are deliberately kept out of the news and they are free to continue hurting, afflicting and robbing the American public. Each U.S. President leaves office with the blame. As of August 2013 President Obama has a 9% approval rating. The man is evil, rotten and cold-blooded, a total fraud, completely sold out to Satan. The public’s anger and hatred is appeased with the election of a new and allegedly better President each election who will make the flowers grow, rainbows for everyone and peace on earth forevermore. Yet the thieving, killing, lying, perversion, treason, evil and warmongering continue.
Stewart has a very low opinion of the human beings his God created. And this is God’s Human Being 3.0, after Adam and the flood. Seriously, what’s taking that Second Coming so damn long
And that’s all I can stomach this week. See you next time
Joe here. From now on, every Wednesday (Japan time), I will be posting a text review of the latest from Jesus-Is-Savior.com. This is because I am secretly in love with David J. Stewart, fringe fringe fringe evangelical nutjob and convicted child molester extraordinaire.
Our inaugural text review will be an article taken from the site’s “Recent” tab. It’s a little ditty entitled NO ONE LISTENED TO NOAH FOR 120 YEARS
Noah started building the ark when he was 480-years old. The Bible tells us in Hebrews 11:7 that Noah moved with fear, “By faith Noah, being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear, prepared an ark to the saving of his house; by the which he condemned the world, and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith.” It had never rained, not even once prior to the flood; yet God told Noah He was going to flood the earth with rain. Hebrews 11:7 teaches us that Noah moved with fear, obeying God’s Word to build an ark to escape the coming dreadful flood and destruction of all life upon the earth.
Really, Stewart. It had never rained. It had never rained. Really, Stewart. Really.
I don’t know if that’s actually some obscure line everyone snoozes over in scripture, or if he just pulled it out of his ass, but either way it’s amazingly stupid. How the fuck did any organisms subsist without the water cycle? I suppose everyone periodically tossed a tyrannosaurus onto a catapult and shot them into the clouds to gather water droplets and drop back down for their human masters with a month’s supply sloshing in their mouths. It’s not like flaming chariots are great for transporting water, after all.
We are reliving the same exact scenario today, just as Matthew 24:37-39 said we would. God has warned that billions of people will be horrifyingly tormented and killed during the 7-year Tribulation (Revelation 9:15-18). Yet, no one is listening today, just as back in the time of Noah. The beaches are filled with naked bathing bodies. The nightclubs and taverns are packed with homosexuals, fornicators, and drunkards seeking a good time. Sin City Las Vegas is booked full with tourists from around the world who flock there to commit sexual immorality in secrecy. But consider yourself warned friend, the Bible says in Revelation 20:12-15 that God is recording all of your sins in a book, from which you will be judged. The same holds true of backslidden believers (2nd Corinthians 5:10-11; Romans 14:12; 12:19; 1st Thessalonians 4:6). God will not be mocked.
YHWH, your buttocks are particularly bulbous and hirsute today
We’re living in the same exact scenario, wherein everyone outside of a single family is a heinous criminal. Teenagers, toddlers, babies, all would be just as deserving of death by flood as those nondescript sinners thousands of years ago!!
Also, were ancient Levantine tribespeople whiling their days sunbathing and skinny-dipping? Lol
Hardly anyone in the world is listening to God anymore and every generation that follows is increasingly apostate, wicked, immoral, faithless, and devoid of God. It is fast becoming as it was in the days of Noah, when no one listened to Noah’s preaching. You’d think that after 120-years that someone would have got saved. If anyone did, they died before the flood, because only 8-people got on the ark and survived the flood. The flood happened at about 2,500 B.C., verified by all historical records and geological evidence. The Bible dates the creation of mankind at about 4,000 B.C.. That was 3,500 years ago. There are approximately 6,800,000,000 people alive on the earth today.
All historical records and geological evidence testifies that the flood happened at 2,500 B.C. You wouldn’t know it without Stewart’s genius theology, but the Library of Congress’s index system has one category, “Proof That the Flood Happened in 2,500 B.C.” Every time you kick a pebble, it skips and zags in a mathematical code that spells out “Proof That the Flood Happened in 2,500 B.C.” Geologists keep burying the evidence with their mastery of the earth, converting gopher-angels into fossils with their Satan shovels.
So it took 3,500 years for 8 people leaving the ark to multiply into 6,800,000,000 people today. I have absolutely no idea how many people perished in the flood, but we do know that there were 1,500-years from Biblical creation until the flood of Noah’s time. So how much did the human race grow in 1,500-years? If we look at the population from 2,500 (8 survivors of the flood) until 1,000 B.C. (population then estimated to be about 50,000,000), we can guess that there may have been approximately 50,000,000 people who perished on the flood. This is only speculation. Only God knows the exact number. I can assure you though that at a minimum, several million people died in the flood and went to Hell forever to be tormented in flames. Not one soul repented under Noah’s preaching. No one got saved. No one cared. Matthew 24:37-38 tells us that everyone just wanted to eat, drink, have sex, and party. Is this not the wicked world today?
Out of 50,000,000 people, Noah pitched his message to ALL of them!? And not ONE of the, again, FIFTY MILLION PEOPLE at the very least humored him, or had their curiosities piqued? All fifty million people besides Noah’s immediate family were incorrigible delinquents with no good in their hearts whatsoever?
And this all strikes you as plausible? Did you read the paragraph you just drooled onto the keyboard, or did you just train the maternity ward abductees lined up neatly on your erection to type what you’d like with their toes unconsciously?
The television has become so vile and filthy. It is rare these days to find a Christian who has a close enough walk with God that convicts them to stop watching the TV. I hate TV. I don’t have cable or TV. It is a waste of time, but worse, Satan is using the TV to corrupt people’s minds. There is not a more vile show on TV than the LIFE cable channel for women. It has produced an entire generation of rebellious feminists, adulterers, and spoiled-brats. Then there’s Walt Disney for teens, corrupting them, teaching teen girls to be whores and young men to be whoremongers. Teens are being taught to talk sassy, dress immoral, and despise God and Christianity.
Women didn’t have any inclination to rebel before Lifetime popped up! Of course, as we all well know, the world is absolutely perfect with men in charge. Men who are taught they can do no wrong if they heart Jesus, even though wielding the belt can really work up a sweat.
Also, Jesus really fucking despised whores, so your indignation is definitely totally in line with his precious ministry <——A LOT OF EXPERTLY HONED SARCASM
In a horrible episode of HOUSE OF PAYNE, a spoiled little brat spouts off disrespectfully to an adult and then slams the door in the adult’s face. A few comments are made toward the end of the show (10-minutes later) telling the little girl that she acted wrongly; but the damage was done to any child watching that vile show. The program teaches children by example how to sass their parents, disrespect adults, and treat their elders like trash. Television is very agendacized these days, indoctrinating the public with self-destructive ideas. Christians ought to find much better things to do with their time, like listen to alternative news sources, learn a musical instrument, study the Scriptures, learn to cook, make your own clothes, et cetera.
It doesn’t matter what the ultimate message is, if something bad happens in fiction, it’s automatically an appeal to all to imitate that behavior. Conflict is the worst trope of all time!
You know, there’s this book with a ton of immoral behavior I think you’d really hate, Stewart. It’s called the Bible
The word “wicked” has been twisted to mean something good, which is exceedingly sinful. If wicked no longer describes the awfulness of sin, then what words remain? Do you see what the Devil is doing? How do we describe evil anymore?
How about with the word “evil”?
Though I’m sure that for the rest of the article, Stewart will seamlessly transition to comparing the arch of Lady Gaga’s eyebrow to the angle of Lucifer’s ingrown crotch hairs in flawless ancient Hebrew, because languages have never evolved and the idea of making a Bible people can actually understand is the utmost silliness.
American society has deteriorated into a shameful wasteland of immorality, selfishness, and stupidity. Love for sin causes people to become foolish, complacent, and dumbed down. The average person doesn’t know what’s really going on in the world. I marvel at how woefully and wilfully ignorant people are, believing everything that the lying newsmedia tells them. Most people are terrified of being labeled as a “conspiracy theorist,” afraid to be an independent thinker, and intellectually too lazy to read and educate themselves. American society has become a bunch of obese slobs who only desire to party, stuff their faces, drink booze, enjoy hobbies, watch sports, have sex, indulge themselves in every selfish whim, and totally forget about the things of Jesus Christ. To the average person the Gospel is foolishness (1st Corinthians 1:21). They are unsaved. Even amongst born-again believers, most of them are choked by the weeds of riches, pleasures, and the cares of this life (Luke 8:14). The things of God are not a priority in their life (Philippians 2:21).
America has degenerated into a whirling pit of slobs with no intellectual integrity, which is why it was during the passion of Christ that we invented the internet
I am encouraged by 1st Thessalonians 4:17-18 where the Bible says Jesus is coming again at the Rapture, and we will be CAUGHT UP to meet with Him in the air, in the clouds. I believe that our resurrected, glorified bodies will have the ability to fly, defying all laws of physics and gravity. Jesus walked through a wall in John 20:26. Jesus defied gravity and ascended up into the clouds in Acts 1:9. We will be able to enjoy eating and drinking, just as Jesus did with His disciples after rising from the dead. What a day that will be. No more neck pain!!!
Stewart evidently suffers from some nerve disorder where he feels a sensation of burning from within, and yet he simply isn’t taking the hint that God doesn’t like him. When the Rapture does come and God personally swings a gigantic hammer to drive Stewart into the bowels of hell for, as God will put it, “an eternity’s eternity,” Stewart will come to believe God is merely playing hard to get.
Noah preached for 120-years, bot no one listened. We are again entering into such wicked times. God destroyed the world by flood because mankind had gone into utter apostasy, so bad that no one got saved during 120-years of Gospel preaching. That’s how hard-hearted humanity had become. Today, fewer-and-fewer people are coming to Christ because of the love of sin in the world (John 3:20). God is ridiculed and mocked much on television and in movies these days. I believe that, just as in Noah’s time, the earth as we know it will come to an end when men are no longer getting saved because of apostasy in the world.
Noah sure sucked at spreading the faith if he didn’t net one measly convert in six scores. God should probably hire a message consultant.
I believe the Rapture is near, and then there will be a 7-year Tribulation Period. 2nd Peter 3:9 teaches that God is patient, but He will only wait so long before closing the door to the ark once more. Once the Rapture happens, God will send strong delusion to the wicked, just as He did to Pharaoh in Moses’ time because He rejected the Word of the Lord. Pharaoh sold his soul to Satan.
I vividly remember the passages where the Pharaoh sold his soul to Satan, directly contradicting the Egyptian pantheon–now remind me, was it around the chapter where God directly hardens his heart so he can be made an example of? Or was it between the double exterminations of the livestock?
Are you listening to God? Hosea 4:6 says that God’s people are destroyed for a lack of knowledge, but the rest of the Scripture tells us why… because they rejected the knowledge of God. Their rebellion was deliberate, as it is today. People could listen, but they simply don’t care. They’re too busy vacationing, partying, fornicating, wining and dining, going to the movies, getting down on the dance floor, offering their phony sycophantic Sunday praises to God, and living in sin.
They’re too busy doing the things that make life worth living–after all, there’s an eternity of sycophantic praising awaiting you in heaven!!
I don’t know about you, but I am listening to God. I choose to SEARCH THE SCRIPTURES as Jesus told us in John 5:39. I pray that you won’t be amongst the foolish, who as the wicked ignored Noah for 120-years in Noah’s day, all died and went to Hell forever. No one can make you love the truth, but 2nd Thessalonians 2:10 tells us to receive the love of the truth. I love the truth. I need the truth. I must have it. I don’t want to believe a lie. Satan is a liar (John 8:44). Jesus is the truth (John 14:6). The Word of God is truth (John 17:17). The Bible can be summed up in one word…TRUTH.
No, Stewart, THE SCRIPTURES aren’t in that two-month-old’s diaper! You’re fumbling around the wrong dick.
There was this guy called John who had a miraculous birth, ate bugs, wore camels, baptised a crap tonne of people and died a kick arse death. Hear all about it from Joemma.
Joemma (“The Atheists”) are joined by paranormal experiencer, podcaster, author and ponderer of the deep and meaningful Jeremy Vaeni. He challenged us with some really profound questions, and we made dick jokes. In summary, Joe had his Brooklyn on, Emma had her science pants on (way too tight), and Jeremy had nothing on. Oh, and we may have captured an EVP at around the 26 minute mark.
Jeremy’s blog can be found at http://www.jayvay.com. Look him up!
In summary: Dismembered body bits, guys collecting dead women’s hands and taking them to bed, sacred teeth, holy breast milk, nuns licking Jesus’s foreskin and a blooper reel at the end. Enjoy.
Joemma complete their first “feature length” (well, almost) riff about a greatest legend and hero of the bible: Samson. Samson has issues – lots of issues. Let’s portray his love of loose women and killing people and animals in a cartoon for the kiddies. Sounds legit (well, it sounds more legit. now that we have added our snarky atheist comments). Enjoy, mutants!
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Joemma tell the tale of Samson: Yes, the he-man guy with the long hair from The Bible. Samson has muscles, locks, women, an anger management problem and lots of grave digging to do. This tale, when you actually look into it, is pretty gruesome and totally stupid. Just for a change for a Bible Story.
Our next episode will be a riff of the corresponding children’s cartoon about Samson……all 50 minutes of it……maybe.
Joemma continue to refine their multimedia snarking skills by riffing another Kids International bible cartoon for children. Get ready: Here Comes Jesus!
Finally, our final instalment in the Norse Mythology Trilogy. In this episode, Joemma are joined by our resident heathen Whelve to discuss Asatru – a modern take on ancient Germanic beliefs. As we have a Help Meat with us, be prepared for a fair bit of JIS which will take your breath away. Emma’s cat also makes a cameo appearance, (we think to protest the discussion of animal sacrifice and white human supremacy) as does Thor, just because he wanted some attention. Overall, it’s a fascinating discussion of heathenry. Remember that Meat Mutant puts the “ass” in Asatru. True.
Joe and Emma have never done anything not illegal, and this is doubly true for the Meat Mutant podcast. Furthermore, we own absolutely every property swiped for cheap gags, a fact that may come as a surprise to those who created them. Lawyers, please sling only your most defamatory arrows. Go for the low blows. Contact Joe for a list of everything wrong he's ever done, he should have a fresh list in about fifteen.