Unholy Smackdowns


Compliments of the season to all.

As our gift to you, we have a Christmas episode in which we take the piss out of Bear Grylls. Not hard to do, seeing he does it to himself all the time.

Urine for a meaty, protein filled treat.

NoThe Apostlest all of the Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible walked around with their mouths gaping dumbly, but a suspiciously large percentage of those that did were the vaunted groupies of the LORD.



MM Val DayIn honour of St Cupid dying a horrible, torturous death, we bring you over an hour’s worth of JIS and grotesque love worms. Enjoy the six six sixiness, Mutant Meat lovers.

SFAC 6Merry Christmas, mutants. What better pressie could we give you than over an hour of Joemma and Chuck Morrison destroying another E4F episode. We prophecy that you will love it more than glazed ham or turkey with cranberry sauce. That is one prophecy that will come true (unlike all the ones we discuss on this episode).

Don't do it, Emma!!!It’s been a while since we posted an episode. Joe was really screwed around by Hurricane Sandy and only got power back on a couple of weeks ago. Emma went away for a fortnight to watch a total solar eclipse and then came back to weeks of marking exams and assignments and a bout of bronchitis.

But, this episode is a rare treat that will make up for our tardiness.

This is over an hour of pure JIS.

We recorded this about a month ago and now it is edited and ready for your listening pleasure.  It’s been a while coming, but come it has.


Sgt. O’Hara couldn’t understand Latin, but she HAD developed a bit of a radar for 40-year-old erections over the years.

It has come to our attention that Kirk Hastings has pulled his masterworks–Superman in Custody, and that other one set in 65 AD Rome where innocent Christians are persecuted by the evil BAMBINI CORPORATION–from his fanfiction.net account. So that his vision will never die, we here at Meat Mutant have encapsulated all of Kirk’s wonderful and gripping body of work with a single illustration. Enjoy!

Joemma and Help Meat Tort review some of Kirk Hastings’ Superman based fan fiction.

We had a lot of fun doing this one – so much to laugh at.

Kirk’s takes on science, culture, language, feminism, race relations, physics, martial arts and of course religion are ripe for the mocking. And mock we do.

Emma summed it up thus:  It was like reading a shopping list, but written by a stupid, misogynisitc, creotard with the imagination of a daddy longlegs on Xanax.

And no, Kirk, that was NOT an obvious come on, even for 65 AD.


Joemma have finally done it. Here it is, the long awaited E4F take down. To be completely honest, I don’t want to talk about it any more. I have been traumatised enough. It’s your turn now.
Dr. Emma

Joe and Emma have never done anything not illegal, and this is doubly true for the Meat Mutant podcast. Furthermore, we own absolutely every property swiped for cheap gags, a fact that may come as a surprise to those who created them. Lawyers, please sling only your most defamatory arrows. Go for the low blows. Contact Joe for a list of everything wrong he's ever done, he should have a fresh list in about fifteen.