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Sgt. O’Hara couldn’t understand Latin, but she HAD developed a bit of a radar for 40-year-old erections over the years.

It has come to our attention that Kirk Hastings has pulled his masterworks–Superman in Custody, and that other one set in 65 AD Rome where innocent Christians are persecuted by the evil BAMBINI CORPORATION–from his account. So that his vision will never die, we here at Meat Mutant have encapsulated all of Kirk’s wonderful and gripping body of work with a single illustration. Enjoy!

We sponsored an episode of one of our favorite podcasts, Read It and Weep (, and asked those lovely Seattlanian improv comics to mock 12 episodes of Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, the Australian Lassie show from the 60s that has become a bottomless reservoir of lulz for us.!/episode.php/skippy-the-bush-kangaroo

Marvel as base humans (synonymous with Australians, of course) fail to recognize that perhaps a pet kangaroo that can solve absolutely every problem that pops up to plague us and perform acts that we sweaty apes can only bungle is a supernatural agent, a demigod and messiah born to rescue us with any number of morphine syringes and rusty bolts from her indestructible pouch.

The following is an image of Skippy hopping across a body of water, possibly to evade poachers, possibly to save a person from drowning, possibly to declare to the world that the Age of Skippy Supremacy is nigh.

In part 2, when Emma refers to the “dog on the wall”…

This is what she is referring to:

BTW, that is Hadrian’ s Wall in Northern England.




As you may know, the site has been down for a few days due to some kind of cyber-attack/hacking shenanigans.

We owe Chuck and Marco huge thanks for their hard work in getting the site up and running again.

Thanks guys – from the bottom of Joemma’s meaty beaty hearts.

Thanks to one of our “fans” (and regular helper) Dan Harayda, Meat Mutant now has a page and group on Facebook. Thanks to Chris Deguzman for suggesting this, and to Dan for setting it up.

Joe and I are both in the group, so we hope to see you there, fellow Mutants!

The Facebook Page:

The Facebook Group:

Joe and Emma have never done anything not illegal, and this is doubly true for the Meat Mutant podcast. Furthermore, we own absolutely every property swiped for cheap gags, a fact that may come as a surprise to those who created them. Lawyers, please sling only your most defamatory arrows. Go for the low blows. Contact Joe for a list of everything wrong he's ever done, he should have a fresh list in about fifteen.