Meat Mateys

In this episode, we return to the Golden Age of Pirates.

Joe (pirate tragic), Kari (pirate tragic), and Emma (spare me) spend over an hour swapping pirate tales. What does this topic have to do with religion? Well, nothing. Fuck you, religion! But, you will hear religion referred to, pirate style (Emma’s innate Catholic guilt couldn’t handle an episode that didn’t refer to religion).

Join us in a world where fantasy and fact merge into one. Who knows which pirate stories are true and which ones we pulled out of our respective yarrr-ses.

To add to the intrigue, there is alcohol involved. Are you game?

We a-shore you, you’ll be hooked, and laughing all the way to the plank. No other atheist podcast has a patch on us when it comes to episodes about pirates.



PS: We are preparing for Meat Mutant’s first Christmas. If you feel so inclined, we would love to receive a short audio Season’s Greetings from you, to include in our “Christmas Spectacular” episode.  You must include your real name or internet moniker in your message.

So, please send your Meat Mutant/Joemma Season’s Greetings (in MP3 format) to    

You have 3 days from now to get them in……DO IT! NOW!

We may not put them all in the podcast, but all will be heard and considered….


Joe and Emma have never done anything not illegal, and this is doubly true for the Meat Mutant podcast. Furthermore, we own absolutely every property swiped for cheap gags, a fact that may come as a surprise to those who created them. Lawyers, please sling only your most defamatory arrows. Go for the low blows. Contact Joe for a list of everything wrong he's ever done, he should have a fresh list in about fifteen.