Emma

In this episode, we set out to discuss parallels between belief in religion and belief in the paranormal. But then, we sort of don’t.

Stars (one of Emma’s friends), Spooky (Emma) and ‘Seppe (Joe), instead discuss pressing issues such as what the Earth is made of and how to pronounce it, ‘Squatching, how the first tazer was invented, why feminists are synonymous with Satan, and electronic miaow phenomena.

Every now and then you will hear Spooky trying to bring the discussion back to topic, to no avail (partly because Thor kept stuffing up Joe’s computer with his bottle of wine).

Join the three of us in Satanville for a great time (and keep an eye out for the Elves).

 

BTW, Stars has her own podcast. If you wanna listen, here’s a link: The Crossroads

The Crossroads is a podcast dedicated to the CW series Supernatural. With over 100 episodes full of episode reviews, news and an interview with Supernatural show runner Sera Gamble, Crossroads is the premiere podcast for Supernatural!

Sir Loin!

Sir Loin

 

Joemma return to their Catholic roots and let all you non (or ex) Micks out there into some insider info re The Catholic Mass.

After a cracker of a JIS of the week, we explore the history of The Catholic Mass, from the words of Jesus to, well, the words of Jesus (with a little tweakage along the way, Pope style).

Then, for the bestest part, we take you step by excruciating step through the current Catholic Mass. Yes, you too can experience all the weird and wonderful shit that Joemma were forced to say and do every Sunday morning while they were growing up (except that it all changed late last year, so it’s now different to what Joemma used to do – whatever).

In a Meat Mutant EXCLUSIVE, we also share the sacred, ancient, and succulent rite of the Meat Mutant Mass (MMM) with our listeners. This is as rare as it gets, people.

Any way you look at it, it’s all about body and blood. Enjoy both.

THIS EPISODE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CEASELESS JOYS OF BRAVE SIR LOIN FROM YON JESUS-IS-LORD.COM

Thanks to one of our “fans” (and regular helper) Dan Harayda, Meat Mutant now has a page and group on Facebook. Thanks to Chris Deguzman for suggesting this, and to Dan for setting it up.

Joe and I are both in the group, so we hope to see you there, fellow Mutants!

The Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Meat-Mutant/314748068564102

The Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/302203579831078/

Let’s crack open 2012 with some seriously suss State Shinto. Joemma return to the land of the rising sun for yet another lesson in why mixing church and state is just, well, bad. This one’s all about The Emperor – a descendent of the gods who can do magic and whom you must worship and die for.   After all he IS Japan, and you ARE part of him and….wait, what? You’ll hear yourself saying that a lot during this episode which might just give you some understanding of how and why Japan was such an arsehole in the Second World War. Without further ado, let’s crash full bore into crazy land.

In our last episode for 2011, Joemma celebrate Meat Mutant’s very first Christmas. Awww……It’s a time of gift giving, a large amount of JIS, children being sold as ham, women being forced into prostitution, bad kids getting coal as presents, black faced adolescents in frilly clothes spanking younger children, pentagrams, troll mums and the potential beginning of World War III. Season’s Greetings!

Joemma (and a few of our regular listeners, as you will hear) wish you all happy and safe holidays and beneficial mutations in the New Year. Thanks for listening and sharing our first Meat Mutant Christmas with us.

See you in a few weeks,

Joemma and Meat Mutant

In this episode, we return to the Golden Age of Pirates.

Joe (pirate tragic), Kari (pirate tragic), and Emma (spare me) spend over an hour swapping pirate tales. What does this topic have to do with religion? Well, nothing. Fuck you, religion! But, you will hear religion referred to, pirate style (Emma’s innate Catholic guilt couldn’t handle an episode that didn’t refer to religion).

Join us in a world where fantasy and fact merge into one. Who knows which pirate stories are true and which ones we pulled out of our respective yarrr-ses.

To add to the intrigue, there is alcohol involved. Are you game?

We a-shore you, you’ll be hooked, and laughing all the way to the plank. No other atheist podcast has a patch on us when it comes to episodes about pirates.

Joemma

 

PS: We are preparing for Meat Mutant’s first Christmas. If you feel so inclined, we would love to receive a short audio Season’s Greetings from you, to include in our “Christmas Spectacular” episode.  You must include your real name or internet moniker in your message.

So, please send your Meat Mutant/Joemma Season’s Greetings (in MP3 format) to meatmutant@virginbroadband.com.au    

You have 3 days from now to get them in……DO IT! NOW!

We may not put them all in the podcast, but all will be heard and considered….

 

In line with our current theme of torture and endless despair, this is our first episode recorded since the demise of Irreligiosophy 🙁 .  As such, we realised we couldn’t really be a fancast of a podcast that didn’t exist anymore, so we have taken some time to regroup and rebrand.

Say hello to Meat Mutant, Joemma’s new baby.

In this, our first episode, we start by explaining the evolution of Meat Mutant so that you know where we are coming from. Henceforth, we continue our exploration of the comedy gold mine that is The Inquisition. As we travel around The Continent, one cannot help but marvel at the dogged persistence and downright dickishness of the Catholic Church. Seems the Micks got a tad anal about things like doctrine, hairstyles and footwear, and a crap tonne more people died as a result. The stories we have to tell….

Joemma

Joe and Emma have never done anything not illegal, and this is doubly true for the Meat Mutant podcast. Furthermore, we own absolutely every property swiped for cheap gags, a fact that may come as a surprise to those who created them. Lawyers, please sling only your most defamatory arrows. Go for the low blows. Contact Joe for a list of everything wrong he's ever done, he should have a fresh list in about fifteen.
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