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Joemma complete their first “feature length” (well, almost) riff about a greatest legend and hero of the bible: Samson. Samson has issues – lots of issues. Let’s portray his love of loose women and killing people and animals in a cartoon for the kiddies. Sounds legit (well, it sounds more legit. now that we have added our snarky atheist comments). Enjoy, mutants!

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Joemma tell the tale of Samson: Yes, the he-man guy with the long hair from The Bible. Samson has muscles, locks, women, an anger management problem and lots of grave digging to do. This tale, when you actually look into it, is pretty gruesome and totally stupid. Just for a change for a Bible Story.

Our next episode will be a riff of the corresponding children’s cartoon about Samson……all 50 minutes of it……maybe.

Finally, our final instalment in the Norse Mythology Trilogy.  In this episode, Joemma are joined by our resident heathen Whelve to discuss Asatru – a modern take on ancient Germanic beliefs. As we have a Help Meat with us, be prepared for a fair bit of JIS which will take your breath away. Emma’s cat also makes a cameo appearance, (we think to protest the discussion of animal sacrifice  and white human supremacy) as does Thor, just because he wanted some attention. Overall, it’s a fascinating discussion of heathenry. Remember that Meat Mutant puts the “ass” in Asatru. True.

Norse2titlecardJoemma take great pleasure in immersing themselves once again in the crazy arse world of Norse mythology. Remember we did a part 1 on this topic once? Well, the time has come for part 2. Guess what? More giants, dwarves, volva and mutants. After revising who’s who in these remarkable myths, we delve into more stories of family feuds, people lobbing rocks at each other, a lotta imbibing and eventually the end of the world. Joemma also discuss their plans for Meat Mutant in 2013 (we had to draw these up quickly as the world didn’t end when it was supposed to last December). Don your helmets, and sit down with a hearty plate of ox and a large goblet of mead and enjoy.

SFAC 6Merry Christmas, mutants. What better pressie could we give you than over an hour of Joemma and Chuck Morrison destroying another E4F episode. We prophecy that you will love it more than glazed ham or turkey with cranberry sauce. That is one prophecy that will come true (unlike all the ones we discuss on this episode).

Don't do it, Emma!!!It’s been a while since we posted an episode. Joe was really screwed around by Hurricane Sandy and only got power back on a couple of weeks ago. Emma went away for a fortnight to watch a total solar eclipse and then came back to weeks of marking exams and assignments and a bout of bronchitis.

But, this episode is a rare treat that will make up for our tardiness.

This is over an hour of pure JIS.

We recorded this about a month ago and now it is edited and ready for your listening pleasure.  It’s been a while coming, but come it has.

Joemma return to one of their favourite topics – mythology. Wow, the people of 12th century Germanic Europe had some kick arse imaginations. I guess there wasn’t much else to do up there during winter except sit around a fire and see who could come up with the most batshit crazy story. You’re gonna hear a lot about elves, giants, dwarves, mutant animals, magical inanimate objects and more shape-shifting than you can poke a magical spear at. Frig, we hope you enjoy this one.

By the way, this episode is posted without Joe’s final OK. He’s been off-line since Superstorm/Superbeeyatch Sandy hit NYC. I am sure all you meaty mutants wish him the best and we all really, really hope he and his family are OK.

UPDATE: Joe is OK, but cleaning up a hell of a mess.

Welcome to a demonicopossessiology seminar most informative, as the Mysterious but Beguiling Professor Doctor Milady joins Joemma for this episode. Today it’s all about demons, possession, and how to deal with that slight problem (i.e. exorcism).  About half way through the episode we learn that we should not have been saying the demons names at all (oops – our bad). About two thirds of the way through we learn that Joe is more possessed than Emma. By then end, it deteriorates into a speaking in tongues frenzy more demonic than The Exorcist meets The Amityville Horror (and almost as funny).

The Catholic guilt….The Catholic GUILT! We were both born with it….or was that sin? Anyway, Joemma felt sooo bad about not talking about the Catholic church for a while, that we put together this little ditty for y’all. We take a brief tour through the history of The Holy See. WTF is that you ask? Well, listen and find out. Peter, Popes, and more bumfucks than you can poke a stick at. It’s all here, just west of the river Tibre.

Joe and Emma have never done anything not illegal, and this is doubly true for the Meat Mutant podcast. Furthermore, we own absolutely every property swiped for cheap gags, a fact that may come as a surprise to those who created them. Lawyers, please sling only your most defamatory arrows. Go for the low blows. Contact Joe for a list of everything wrong he's ever done, he should have a fresh list in about fifteen.
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