Φ AWARDS Φ
We two erudite and distinguished podcasters don’t need no Podcast Awards to puff us up. We’ve earned plenty of awards from other, more prestigious sources, including Google, Wikipedia, and Meatpackers International! As well as awards we’ve given to ourselves on the listeners’ behalves.
Φ RAVE REVIEWS ABOUT MEAT MUTANT FROM THE BIBLE Φ
- Job 39:20: “…Its majestic snorting is terrible.”
LOLcat Bible version: “Iz liek ‘Oh hai, neigh.”
- Galatians 5:21: “Envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these…”
“…gettin all drunk, havin sexiness with lots of pplz that arnt ur spows, and all dat stuf”
- Pslam 106:20: “They exchanged their glorious God for an image of a bull, which eats grass.”
- Ezra 9:3: ” And when I heard this thing, I rent my garment and my mantle, and plucked off the hair of my head and of my beard, and sat down astonished.”
“When I herd dis I got mad n ripd out sum fur. Den I just sat aroun”
- Genesis 25:30: “Please! Let me gulp down some of that red stuff – that red stuff! I’m exhausted!”
“Gimmeh sum delicious red cookiez, cauze I no can find mouses and I so humgry I could die.”
NOTE: “Cookiez” is a mistranslation, since by “red stuff” the passage is clearly referring to Meat Mutant.
Φ CONGRATULATORY PAMPHLET FROM DAVID J. STEWART Φ
At least, we assume it’s congratulatory; we can’t be bothered to read it, and really, with all the free publicity we’ve given the sublime jesus-is-savior.com, he should be kissing our feet.
One Response to Accolades
Joe and Emma have never done anything not illegal, and this is doubly true for the Meat Mutant podcast. Furthermore, we own absolutely every property swiped for cheap gags, a fact that may come as a surprise to those who created them. Lawyers, please sling only your most defamatory arrows. Go for the low blows. Contact Joe for a list of everything wrong he's ever done, he should have a fresh list in about fifteen.