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The sinful world has their own perverted definition of what “nakedness” means. The horrible, lewd, bad influence on young girls, Taylor Swift, was recently featured on Joan Rivers’ filthy show, The Fashion Police, commenting about Taylor’s wardrobe and appearance at the 2013 American Music Awards. Miss Swift was wearing a tight gold miniskirt all the way up to her private area. Her thighs were completely exposed and naked. Her chest area was exposed except for a thin strap that covered her breast teats.

“Her right breast teat was clearly .047 millimeters longer than the other. Is there a clearly sign of Satan than this? No, in fact that is God’s new definition of Satan.”

I can feel the irresistible urge to rape welling up already, which is why I keep a cactus near my crotch at all times.

I think you may be overselling the shock value, Stewart. Maybe when you’re the only one blowing up at this, YOU’RE the one with the issue.

Joan Rivers and her guests actually commented that Taylor Swift dressed “reserved” because she values modesty and doesn’t want to set a bad example for her millions of female teenage fans. WHAT A SICK JOKE!!! Taylor Swift dresses like a whore! There’s nothing RESERVED about wearing high-heels and stripping naked up to your private area in a mini-skirt. Mini-skirts are sinful, highly suggestive and improper clothing for any girl or woman in public!!!

Uhhh, …Stewart? Are you sure you know where the “private area” is?

The Bible tells us in Isaiah 47:2-3 that NAKEDNESS means a woman exposing her legs and thighs…

Isaiah 47:1-3, “Come down, and sit in the dust, O virgin daughter of Babylon, sit on the ground: there is no throne, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called tender and delicate. Take the millstones, and grind meal: uncover thy locks, make bare the leg, uncover the thigh, pass over the rivers. Thy nakedness shall be uncovered, yea, thy shame shall be seen: I will take vengeance, and I will not meet thee as a man.”

Before casting aspersions on others based on definitions of proper behavior gleaned very obliquely from the Bible, you may want to take a tape measure to your own private area and check if your manhood is adequately Biblical.

I found some interesting Hebrew meanings to numerous words in Isaiah 47:2. The word “locks” is the Hebrew word tsammah and means “a veil.” So the Bible speaks of a woman uncovering her veil. We gain further insight by the next phrase, “make bare the leg.” The words “make bare” (Hebrew: chasaph) means “to strip off, make naked.” And the word “leg” is the Hebrew word shobel which means, “to flow; a lady’s train (as trailing after her).” A lady’s “train” refers to proper modest clothing, such as a wedding gown with a long train following her. Biblically, the long train is a symbol of a woman’s chastity, virtue and purity. There is no debating that a woman in a long dress is automatically considered a woman of virtue, morality and integrity. In pre-modern times, the long train became a symbol of social status amongst the wealthy and elite. Today the long train has lost it’s meaning altogether. Now couples are going to Sin City Las Vegas to get married butt naked, as promoted by the vile new show (that paints naked bodies for social events) titled, NAKED VEGAS!

They also sold each other into slavery without skipping a beat. And weren’t exactly lean on warfare and strife. So you’ll understand why I don’t take anything with an ancient pedigree all to seriously. Besides, doesn’t that imply that only women who were born wealthy could be chaste, virtuous and pure? Doesn’t that make the train a symbol of elitism and arrogance?

So when the Bible speaks of making “bare the leg,” it refers to a woman exposing her legs as a SEX OBJECT. The whores in the newsmedia are perfect examples of this evil. We see this much in TV commercials, movies and the perverted mainstream newsmedia. FOX NEWS is one big whorehouse these days!!! All of the women have their LEGS sticking dead center in the camera. It’s the main focus of the broadcast. The usual scenario is two men with a whore in the middle. She’s wearing a short mini-skirt above her knees and HER LEGS are the primary subject of interest.

“Every day, millions of Americans smash into their TV sets, tempted by creamy middle-aged thighs tapping their heels at the 24/7 Benghazi Channel. It’s a phenomenon that has swept the nation’s poor, innocent young craniums.”

Ann Coulter is one of the biggest hoochie-mamas on TV… ALL LEGS AND THIGHS!!! It’s evil, sinful and utterly wicked. Not surprisingly, FOX NEWS regularly plays songs by ACDC, including their hit song, “SHE’LL BE ALL NIGHT LONG”!!! Rock music and sexual immorality are synonymous! FOX NEWS is evil to the core, promoting sexual immorality, the Devil’s music and lies-upon-lies in their news reporting!!! In a sick paradox, FOX NEWS pushes themselves off to the public as being conservative. WHAT A SHAM!!! Today’s so-called “conservatives” and “right-wing” are equally as liberal, left, immoral and Godless than the Democrats ever were! Don’t buy into the lie!!!

Where do you get your media, Stewart? Do you stick your head into a fucking mud puddle? Isn’t living life hating everything on the planet exhausting?

The final word I want you to notice in Isaiah 47:2 is the word “uncover” which is the Hebrew word galah and means “to denude” (especially in a disgraceful sense). Hence, it is a sin to denude (lay bare) a woman’s THIGHS in public. The unsaved world thinks that it is perfectly acceptable for women to wear mini-skirts, low-cut blouses and expose their legs seductively. The whores in the newsmedia deliberately expose their legs on TV to increase their television ratings. The Bible calls it wickedness. It is a sin! Everyone on television these days have dirty-minds and filthy-mouths, promoting sexual uncleanliness and every form of immorality imaginable. SEX SELLS!

If sex sells, I say if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Of course David J. Stewart knows that beating and joining are linked when it comes to his own bedroom. In any case, I look forward to the new wing of the website devoted to selling the gospel with denuding hated Mother Mary statues.

ZZ TOP Knows The Seductive Sexual Power Of A Woman’s Legs

The unsaved, wicked, world knows what is sinful about a woman exposing her legs in a sensual manner. That’s why I am a firm believer that Christian ladies ought to wear skirts, dresses and skorts not more than 6-inches from off the ground. Clothing should be loose and somewhat baggy, but not overly so. Clothing materials should not be see-through when standing with the sun behind you. Many women wear thin clothing that reveals EVERYTHING when standing with the sun behind them. Clothing is literally an art that very few ladies are good at these days. The way you dress affects the way you feel. If you dress like a slut, that’s how you’re going to feel about yourself. Don’t follow the crowd, because the crowd is always wrong. John 12:43, “For they loved the praise of men more than the praise of God.” I care not what the heathen may say or think. I just want to please my Lord, God and Savior, Jesus Christ.

If you dress like a slut, that’s how you’re going to feel about yourself! Our ilk chanting the word at you while violating you with our eyes is entirely incidental!

Here are the lyrics from the Rock ‘N’ Roll band ZZ TOP‘s song, “LEGS”…

She’s got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
She’s holdin’ leg wonderin’ how to feel them.
Would you get behind them if you could only find them?
She’s my baby, she’s my baby,
Yeah, it’s alright.

She’s got hair down to her fanny.
She’s kinda jet set, try undo her panties.
Everytime she’s dancin’ she knows what to do.
Everybody wants to see if she can use it.
She’s so fine, she’s all mine,
Girl, you got it right.

She’s got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
She’s got a dime all of the time,
Stays out at night movin’ through time.
Oh, I want her, shit, I got to have her,
The girl is alright, she’s alright.

Sadly, those horrible perverted lyrics can be heard in tens-of-thousands of shopping malls, restaurants and workplaces every day all across America! AMERICA IS ON THE ROAD TO HELL!! Exposing The Game, Kanye West, Dancing With The Stars! So we learn from Isaiah 47:2 (with a little Bible study of word meaning) that NAKEDNESS in God’s eyes refers to a woman exposing her LEGS and THIGHS in public. A whorish woman can subtly use her foot, moving it around, to seduce a man. A man’s mind doesn’t stop at a woman’s moving foot. He is tempted and must force himself to think pure or allow that lust. A Godly woman understands this truth and is VERY CAREFUL not to arouse the opposite sex with her body movements and uncovering her flesh. A normal, healthy, red-blooded, man always notices what a female does in his presence. Men pick up on everything, even the manner in which a woman makes eye contact with him, or the way she moves her hands, legs and feet in his presence. Women MUST be alert and careful.

“A whorish woman can subtly use her foot, moving it around, to seduce a man.” What are you, a fucking honeybee? No wonder you hate dancing. If you catch a second of the Rockettes on TV you’re sent into spasms so hard you become an infinite fractal of that preacher from last week’s JIS.

GOD HATES SEXUAL IMMORALITY! Colossians 3:5-6, “Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry: For which things’ sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience.” Television sports in such wickedness!!! Romans 1:32, “Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.”

Whether you agree or not, the heathen band ZZ TOP sings about the seductive power of a woman’s LEGS and the way she MOVES. It’s time for Christian ladies to wake up and make a vow with their own body, to live for God and present their bodies a living sacrifice unto the Lord in purity (Romans 12:1-2).

How quickly we forget the Bible also contains all of those things. But it’s the height of scandal if ZZ Top mentions that legs can often make blood run faster than DJS’s mandated lizard-life.

Joan Rivers and her guests made the retarded comments that Taylor Swift is reserved, morally conscious and wants to be careful not to influence her young female fans to become slutty. WHAT A JOKE! Taylor Swift was NAKED at the American Music Awards according to the Bible. Everything about her slutty appearance was completely sexual. Swift exposed her LEGS. Swift exposed her THIGHS. Swift exposed her BREASTS, all but her teats. WHAT A SLUT!!! It is insulting, sick and demonic for anyone to actually try to present Taylor Swift as a good girl with high moral standards!!! NOT IN GOD’S BOOK!!! Do you see what the Devil is doing? The Devil is moving the ancient landmarks, redefining the terms morality, nakedness, faith, wickedness and goodness.

If DJS is flung into an unspeakable rage every time somebody says something he doesn’t agree with on the air, I’m surprised Micronesia’s islands haven’t been dwarfed by masses of floating TVs and bullets. God, now I know why he can’t abide by any sexual attraction; it’s because he’s already so packed with pants-blasting indignation that if he were ever to feel the barest hint of an emotion on top of that it’d flatten him into a pancake.

Proverbs 22:28, “Remove not the ancient landmark, which thy fathers have set.” In the Old Testament, land was divided and marked by landmarks, such as a big stone. When a man died, the wife and children were often naive of such legal matters. Dishonest neighbors would steal their land over time by moving the landmarks. The fatherless and widows were often victimized by evil men. Proverbs 23:10, “Remove not the old landmark; and enter not into the fields of the fatherless.” Today in America, evil men are making children fatherless. This is done through the evils of feminist indoctrination, which have turned women intolerant of masculine authority (fathers and husbands). Many American woman are lower than garbage… angry, lewd, rude, crude and nude! Case in point… Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Jennifer Lopez, Joan Rivers, Shakira, Ke$ha and Justin Bieber!

But you actually love people and aren’t mean-spirited at all, your heart just aches for the best for all of us

Hey Stewart, you know what would make fatherless families less vulnerable to the gambits of wicked men? Women as heads of the family.

At the 2013 American Music Awards, Christina Aguilera looked like an idiot with her “tramp stamp” tattoo on her butt… A CROSS blaspheming Jesus Christ!!! That’s today’s celebrities which America idolizes… a slut with a cross tattooed on her rear-end! Really classy, huh? That’s what Christina Aguilera thinks about Jesus Christ, sticking out of her butt. Woe unto America! Tramp Stamps, Piercings, Tattoos. Ke$ha looked like she was high on drugs, barely able to keep her eyes open. Kooks, quacks and queers, praising the wicked because they are wicked. Isaiah 5:20-21 “Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!”

Woe unto them that think for themselves and exhibit a shred of originality! And yeah, uh, I don’t know what country you’re living in but we’re not exactly under Christina Aguilera’s hypnotic spell at the moment.

I’m not saying that women are garbage; but rather, what mainstream society is influencing women to become… lesbians, abortionists and men-haters!!! Only a piece of garbage would murder her baby in lieu of a career, and divorce her husband to cohabit with a lesbian instead. Miley Cyrus is leading the way in TRASHY WOMANHOOD!!! She looks and behaves like a dyke lesbian! What’s the next SHOCK FACTOR event we can expect from Miley.. a sex change? I’m not trying to be unkind; but rather, someone needs to take an uncompromising Biblical stand for God against this vile filth that is corrupting our culture and youth.

Here’s ninety hurtful slurs! I’m not trying to be unkind though!

If Stewart really cared that much about abortion, he wouldn’t be likening it to the great evil of cohabiting lesbians. All those fetuses really are to him are a checkpoint.

When people live for the Devil, the clothes always come off! Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift are of the Devil. I get sick hearing some fool say that Taylor Swift is “reserved.” Just because Katy Perry goes around public in her underwear doesn’t make it any better that Taylor Swift walks around in a butt-high miniskirt. THEY’RE BOTH SLEAZY TRAMPS!!! Even more disgusting is to hear them both talking about how much they love Jesus. NO THEY DON’T!!! John 14:15, “If ye love me, keep my commandments.”

“If you live for Christ, however, you fuck through your khakis! Just like ancient times!”

As if he hadn’t pulverized the subject into the bloody earth quite enough, we now move to Taylor Swift’s “impudent face.”

The Impudent Face Of A Whore

Also, at the 2013 American Music Awards Taylor Swift was dressed like a whore, making “impudent” (a look of casual disrespect) stares into the camera, which the Bible says is the look of a prostitute. Proverbs 7:13,18-19, 21 and 27, “So she caught him, and kissed him, and with an impudent face said unto him … Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves. For the goodman is not at home, he is gone a long journey … With her much fair speech she caused him to yield, with the flattering of her lips she forced him. … Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death.”

That does not sound like a prostitute, but rather a gold digger. I would have been amused if the Bible included a passage along the lines of “All prostitutes wear impudent faces, for some reason. It’s just how God made them.”

An IMPUDENT FACE is the whore’s countenance, the casual look of bold disrespect that slutty women use to sexually seduce men. This IMPUDENT look is commonplace in American society. Proverbs 9:13, “A foolish woman is clamourous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.” Proverbs 7:11, “She is loud and stubborn; her feet abide not in her house.” It is evil for a woman to look at any man with an impudent look other than her husband when alone together. The Bible plainly teaches that Christian ladies ought to be shamefaced in public (1st Timothy 2:9), meek and of a quiet spirit (1st Peter 3:4), not a boisterous loudmouth fool like Joan Rivers, Lyanla Vanzant, Oprah Winfrey or Hillary Clinton. Thank God for feminine, Christian, ladies like Phyllis Schlafly.

Wait, so impudent looks are fine as long as it’s with your husband when along together? All impudent looks are seductive? Jesus, Stewart, I don’t need to know this much about you.

One of the most shameful events in United States history was the 1969 Woodstock Music And Arts Festival in New York. I recently viewed a documentary of the event and was shocked at the things which happened during those three days of drunkenness, wild sex orgies with complete strangers and everyone getting high on LSD and marijuana. Janis Joplin was one of the featured musical artists. Sadly, Joplin died a drunkard’s/drug-addict’s death later in life, infested with venereal disease at the time of her demise. What a sad testimony! Sin always leaves you worse than it found you my friend!

You better believe her vagina became shamefaced after all of that sin! Venereal diseases are eviler than the sexy cough-cough Mommy I’ll see you in the next life beep, beep, beeeeeeep diseases righteous Christians get!

The demon-possessed man in Luke chapter 8 took his clothes off! When I look at American society today and see all the lewdness, nudity and public indecency, I am reminded of this passage of Scripture. Ungodliness is the Devil’s way! The Bible warns that the lusts of the flesh are a war against the human soul…

1st Peter 2:11, “Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul.”

How tragic then it is for companies all across the world to use sex as a means of selling their products or services. It is evil! God will hold such evil people responsible for contributing to the destruction of the souls of men.

“Ungodliness is the Devil’s way!” Well aren’t you a wellspring of insight.

If demon possession leads to denuding, does that mean a baptism in the presence of the Holy Spirit gives you new duds?


The Demon-Possessed Maniac of Gadarenes

Luke 8:27 and 35, “And when he went forth to land, there met him out of the city a certain man, which had devils long time, and ware no clothes, neither abode in any house, but in the tombs… Then they went out to see what was done; and came to Jesus, and found the man, out of whom the devils were departed, sitting at the feet of Jesus, clothed, and in his right mind: and they were afraid.”

What a precious passage of Scripture! This afflicted man was possessed by devils, running around naked and living in the wild. The entire city knew he was insane. Yet the Bible says when he found Jesus, he came into his right mind and put his clothes back on. Amen! Jesus is the cure for insanity and nudity.

Yes, Taylor Swift showing leg is exactly the same as that.

Millions of Americans go to psychologists, psychiatrists and religious leaders for help; but the Word of God says the afflicted man at Gadarenes came into his RIGHT MIND when he found Jesus. It is interesting that being in one’s “right mind” is associated with being properly clothed. Americans have a problem keeping their clothes on because they AREN’T in their right minds, they are mentally-ill. This is clearly evidenced by the fact that nearly half of the women in America have murdered a child by abortion. Only a mentally-ill person would deliberately kill a precious child. So it doesn’t surprise me in a rotten society that devours it’s own children that they would also have a problem with nudity.

Yes, partial nudity and endemic infanticide are indeed on the same level.

The Cure for Nudity is Jesus! 

Women who love and respect the Lord won’t wear bikinis at the beach, or wear miniskirts, or wear pants, or pose in Playboy. There’s not an honest normal man alive who doesn’t know what’s wrong with women wearing pants—they are extremely revealing of a woman’s flesh.

Unless they are normal pants and not the fetish gear DJS “researches.”

We are living in evil times, when unrepentant sinners are trying to justify every sin imaginable with the Bible. I heard a woman on the news, a professional pornographic model, claim that God approved of her vile career. She said that God created Adam and Eve naked, so nudity must be ok. Evidently she’s never read Genesis 3:7 or 1st Timothy 2:9.

Why don’t you personally tattoo it on your peen and enter the porn business, Stewart.

Here’s a Scripture for all you women who keep trying to justify your nudity and immodest clothing … “Ye have wearied the LORD with your words. Yet ye say, Wherein have we wearied him? When ye say, Every one that doeth evil is good in the sight of the LORD, and he delighteth in them; or, Where is the God of judgment?” (Malachi 2:17). Beyonce Knowles claims to be a devout Christian; yet says she has permission from God to wear sexy clothes and strip on stage. She is woefully wrong! Beyonce needs to see Jesus.

Don’t worry. She’s probably already in bed with him.



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