A very special episode in which Joemma MEET for the second time ever to discuss MEAT and religion. Sink your teeth into this juicy episode (but only under very strict conditions, and with a truckload of guilt). Herewith we METE out this episode. Cheers.MM thumbnail

Joemma and Help Meat Dave discuss some of the more ‘interesting’ myths and poetry of the pre Christian Near East. People with 3 different accents trying to fluently converse about identities such as Ninḫursaĝa and Ningiriutud and their risque tales – what could go wrong? Welcome to a complete Mesopotamia. Welcome, you are. You are welcome.Mesopotamia Fam tree 2

One day, Joe wondered what was up with all the different kinds of angels – especially the little chubby naked baby ones. So, Emma researched how The Angels roll. The result is this episode on The Hierarchy of Angels/Aliens (just ask Ezekiel).aliens angels

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Compliments of the season to all.

As our gift to you, we have a Christmas episode in which we take the piss out of Bear Grylls. Not hard to do, seeing he does it to himself all the time.

Urine for a meaty, protein filled treat.

NoThe Apostlest all of the Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible walked around with their mouths gaping dumbly, but a suspiciously large percentage of those that did were the vaunted groupies of the LORD.

 

 

Steve MeatWe continue to enjoy the folklore of The Philippines with Help Meat Ivan, and Not So Help, Not So Meat, “Steve”. Hilarity (in the context of utmost culturally sensitivity) ensues. Again.

Joemma continue their exploration of Oceania.

To celebrate Independence Day in The Philippines (June 12th), we drill into the mythology and folklore of The Philippines with a native of The Archipelago.

We bet you can’t wait to get your filthy imperialist hands on this one. You will be high FIvan us when you finish listening.

 

JudaserialMMIn April 33 CE, a man named Jesus, The King of The Jews, was arrested. One of his disciples, Judas, was accused of betraying him. The case against him was largely based on stories written many, many years after this actual event supposedly took place. But Judas maintains that there is a lot more to this story than what we have been told. Some people believe he’s telling the truth. Many others don’t. This is Judaserial – one story, told with words.

MM Val DayIn honour of St Cupid dying a horrible, torturous death, we bring you over an hour’s worth of JIS and grotesque love worms. Enjoy the six six sixiness, Mutant Meat lovers.

Amongst discussions about a cure for hiccoughs, Meat Mutant porn, Pokemon, environmentally friendly cleaning products, squeaky toys, Elton John, JIS, balaclavas and scorched knees…….we mention some information about the months of the year. Happy Holidays mutants – may your turkeys be four legged, and your hams bigger than Ken Ham. We will be back in 2015.MM Nativity

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Joe and Emma have never done anything not illegal, and this is doubly true for the Meat Mutant podcast. Furthermore, we own absolutely every property swiped for cheap gags, a fact that may come as a surprise to those who created them. Lawyers, please sling only your most defamatory arrows. Go for the low blows. Contact Joe for a list of everything wrong he's ever done, he should have a fresh list in about fifteen.
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